What Do You Want to Do Next?

sub-maureen:

no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan

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7daystheory:

life’s goal [Via Pinterest // Quotes & Sayings]

thatfunnyblog:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.

read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since  (via pluiedem)

- reblogging to source the original quote by inkskinned

(via ladysnark)

stan-lord:

#notallhumans

stan-lord:

#notallhumans

haydenvossboss:

dhy4ni:

OMFG I’M CRYINGimage

LOLOLOL


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