I am ill and have no one to come take care of me.
Aww don’t make me feel sad. Here is some internet soup, orange juice, medicine, and a hug. I hope you feel better and your babe is coming home soon.
Mmmm internet soup
Why does your sick face look like your regular face?
Fun facts about your sign here
Eehhhh… we like your money…
They really, really do.
But look how nice your stuff is!